This is the small print at the end of the document which most people usually forget to read, placing them in a vulnerable position.
This journal contains material which may be offensive to some readers. If you are offended by such content, do NOT read any further beyond this point and go directly to Jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200.
Note: No animals (other than those already dead) were killed in the production of this publication. Some however, were extensively and seriously injured, maimed and experimented upon, using some of the harshest of chemicals known to mankind.
All photographs are of persons of arguably reasonably sound mind, and all being above the age of 21 years.
All characters portrayed in this publication are fictional in many ways, especially within their own minds, and are not intended to portray true characters in any form whatsoever - who could possibly be this stupid?
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