A wide variety to choose from: Massive Black Holes in the centres of active galaxies, former supernovae become black holes, or the bargain basement theoretical mini black holes.
Know someone who sucks in matter, money, food, affection etc, but gives nothing back? Pick the appropriate black hole and their name will be recorded in the Official Black Book in the Registry. Contact us at Gröseblurter Enterprises, Area 31, Nevada, USA. Contact us at, or, if an Australian customer, our Sydney agent, Mr Spike Myth, of the B and D shop.
An inscribed certificate under the seal of Gröseblurter Enterprises will be forwarded to you, mounted in a frame suitable for presentation for only $25, plus $99.95 for postage and handling.
ADDED BONUS! With every Galactic Central Black Hole, an extra naming option is available absolutely free. Know someone who out-gasses to excess? Name an out-gassing star in their honour. Limited stock so act now!