Star Party Recipes

Hangover Cure

Take half a glass of vinegar, one teaspoon of coarsely-grated nutmeg, one teaspoon of epsom salts, one egg-cup of tomato paste, a pinch of black pepper, and a teaspoon of curry powder. Stir well and skull the lot. Guaranteed to either cure your hangover or take your mind completely off it!

Chicken Chernobyl

Take one Ukranian Chicken (whether 3 or 4-legged is optional). Cut off both heads and remove all feathers using a blow-torch or angle-grinder. Stew in a lead-lined pot, preferably whilst wearing a cast iron Sporran.

When the glow from the chicken turns from green to blue it is ready to serve - Ideal for that romantic candle-lit dinner when you have run out of candles.

Don't worry about finishing in the dark, as the bones should also glow for some time thereafter, in fact you should feel quite that warm inner-glow yourself.

Coconut Crumble

Fill a 1500mm length of 20mm PVC tubing with grated coconut. Take one mature Witchetty Grub and have it eat it's way from one end to the other. Then, before it has had time to fully digest the coconut, remove the Witchetty Grub and roast lightly over the glowing embers of a eucalypt-fired wood fire. Serve with room temperature white wine - A gourmet delight!