Alternate Universe: "Disclaimer"

DISCLAIMER

This is the small print at the end of the publication which warns that this politically incorrect edition of the journal, contains material which may be offensive to some readers. If you are offended by such content, please read it twice and pass this onto someone else who may also be offended in some way. Note: As per usual, no live, healthy animals were killed in the production of this publication, however, some may have been experimented upon, particularly in the creation of certain recipes for use at the Star Party. All photographs are of persons of presumably sound mind, and some claim to be above the age of 21 years.

All characters portrayed in this publication are fictional in many ways, particularly within their own minds, and any similarities between characters in this publication and certain members of the ASNSW are entirely coincidental and are not intended to portray true characters in any form whatsoever - After all, who could possibly be as stupid as some of these characters? Readers are reminded that this publication was not intended for any purpose other than mild amusement or for educational use in universities across the world. If you choose not to archive this rare, collector’s edition quality bootleg publication, please pass it onto someone who will.

Any correspondence regarding this publication should be forwarded to the nearest paper recycling bin or fireplace as soon as possible, as no correspondence will be entered into. Smoking will eventually kill you and it will make you smell worse than you already do. It will also drastically reduce the small number of friends that you think you actually have, so you might as well quit while you still think you have some friends. This publication is not affiliated in any way whatsoever with the Astronomical Society of New South Wales Inc, nor with it's members or events.