Plutonium Power Supply At Wiruna

Unpaid Russian Space Scientists at the Kamchatka Peninsular are holding their fifth annual hanger sale and have on offer some exciting items, chief amongst which is a spare back up plutonium reactor designed to produce electric power for the now defunct Mir space station. Capable of producing a reliable source without harmful greenhouse gas emissions, the prospect of acquiring this facility has produced great excitement amongst committed conservationists in the Astronomical Society of NSW who want to be rid of lead acid batteries and solar cells, both produced by highly toxic and energy consuming processes, and on site generators partly burning diesel and producing considerable hydro carbons in the process.

Also on offer are several booster rockets and a test rig. It is continued that if a rocket was inverted on the test rig and the thrust directed skyward, a short burst could clear a considerable amount of cloud and fog and produce a controllable and sustained sucker hole. This could allow observing on weekends which would otherwise be lost.

Using the column of hot air rising above Parliament House at Canberra as a guide, with one standard Parliamentary debate rated as generating one Fedfart per hour, it is considered that the booster rockets could go close to achieving this standard of perfection.