Star Party Recipes

Hamburger With The Lot

Take one sesame seed bun, slice it and insert a steak of roadkill, one goanna ear, one feral cat's eye (thinly sliced), one tablespoon of finely ground spinifex, 10ml of Red-Gum sap, sic Stringy-Bark leaves, one slice of paddy-melon (the animal, or the vegetable), and garnish with cream of termite and a light smear of vegemite. For exhibition purposes, or to frighten US amateurs only.

Not to be eaten unless you have been certified clinically insane by at least two qualified medical practitioners and have made the publishers principle beneficiaries in your will.

Hangover Remedy

Mix one dessert spoon of curry powder with one cup of chilli powder, half a cup of Tabasco sauce, one grated onion, a dash of mustard and half a litre of castor oil. Stir well. While this will not actually CURE your hangover, it is certain to totally take your mind off it for as long as you keep sipping.