He always said they would get him in the end.
As I have no love for the new regime, I wish to punish them and move offshore the stock of 16,000,000 Naglers, of all focal lengths, that my father had imported to facilitate science teaching in Nigerian schools.
I am looking for a worthy person who knows how to treat good optics, and could use a few Naglers in his eyepiece box, to receive and store these eyepieces on my behalf prior to sale at next year's Texas Star Party, and offer a commission of 1,600,000 Naglers to that kind person.
I made this offer to Crazy Bob but he said for some reason that he was not that crazy.
As I do not dare to use the internet, would interested parties please write to me care of the Post Office, Lagos, enclosing ten blank cheques signed with their usual signature as a mark of good faith, and I will get back to them just as soon as I can.
Texan oil millionaires are especially invited to apply.