Classifieds

• Binocular Telrad
  Binocular Telrads as used at 2004 Texas Star Party with OIII and UHC filters.

  Mounted on Paramount with stainless steel pier and observer's chair. Gives superb views of the Marfa Lights, Newspaper Rock and Hubble Deep Field.

  A must for the imaginative observer.

  Price on application to Roy Bean 5th, Limpia Crossing Fort Davis, Texas.

• Ceremonial Kiva
  Genuine Anasazi ceremonial Kiva at Chaco Canyon, New Mexico. Ideal observing site as the surrounding stone walls shield your scope from the wind and make for stable imaging.

  Unbeatable vibrations. Dark sky at 6,000 feet and no nearby light pollution.

  Price: Only US$17,000. Apply to traditional owner, Running Bareskin, Trailer Home number 42 Bloomington, New Mexico.

• New Book
  "Dark Secrets Of Texan Amateur Astronomy". Exciting and steamy reading. Even the National Inquirer dared not print this stuff. Find out which famous amateur from Austin was born long ago in a far galaxy.

  Learn which secret herbs and spices served with barbecued Armadillo can enhance your night vision by 50%. Examine the schedule of flights from the secret Roswell UFO terminal to Neverland. See the report by the aliens on their total failure to discover intelligent life in Washington. And much, much more.

  Price: Only $25 in the plain brown wrapper from all good liquor stores.